Hey, kids: if this comic confuses you, go google “yiffing”!

So this one came up late today. In my defense, I’ve reactivated my subscription to World of Warcraft.

Yeah.

Pug-itis: I swear it’s a real disease.

So I might have, you know, experienced the following scenario. That might also be why WoW and I are on a break. Blizzard sent out one of those awful, “Hey, past WoW account holder, you know you want to play the Burning Crusade expansion and we’ll totally let you do it–for free–for ten days. Come back to the good crack.”

I haven’t bit on the offer. Yet.

Nah, currently I’m enjoying playing Lord of the Rings Online–my hobbit burglar brings all the boys to the yard.

John Donne’s just not good for picking up the ladies.

I’ve actually had a couple of people display genuine surprise this last week upon hearing that John Donne wasn’t always a completely moral, righteous person. Seriously, people, go read “The Flea.” Carpe diem, guys. Carpe diem. Gather rosebuds now!

In other news, new Heroes tomorrow night–and LotRO drops in a couple of days. As a founder, I’ve been playing the game for the last few weeks, and I’m incredibly happy with it.

Pedophilia just isn’t cool, kids.